Scurvy T-Shirt

Scurvy: When Life Doesn't Give You Lemons

Some people get lemons. Pirates get scurvy. Such is life on the high seas.

This premium black t-shirt celebrates history's most preventable cause of death — the one where sailors literally fell apart because nobody thought to pack fruit. Featuring a skeleton pirate who clearly didn't get the memo about Vitamin C, leaning against a barrel and raising a tankard to his own spectacular demise.

The box says it all: Vitamin C? Nowhere to be found.

Perfect for history buffs, nautical enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever eaten badly for weeks and felt vaguely piratical about it.

Why you need this shirt:

• Because scurvy is funnier in hindsight
• Because "eat your fruit" hits different when the alternative is your teeth falling out
• Because the Royal Navy took 200 years to figure out limes, and we should never let them forget it

A genuine piece of Wild History — where the past is always stranger, darker, and more ridiculous than they taught you in school.

100% cotton. Built to outlast any ocean voyage — probably.