{"product_id":"scurvy-t-shirt","title":"Skorbut-T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkorbut: Wenn das Leben dir keine Zitronen schenkt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eManche Leute bekommen Zitronen. Piraten bekommen Skorbut. So ist das Leben auf hoher See.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDieses hochwertige schwarze T-Shirt feiert die vermeidbarste Todesursache der Geschichte – diejenige, bei der Seeleute buchstäblich auseinanderfielen, weil niemand daran dachte, Obst einzupacken. Es zeigt einen Skelettpiraten, der die Sache mit Vitamin C offensichtlich nicht mitbekommen hat, lehnt an einem Fass und erhebt einen Humpen auf seinen eigenen spektakulären Untergang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDer Kasten sagt alles: \u003cem\u003eVitamin C? Nirgends zu finden.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePerfekt für Geschichtsliebhaber, Nautik-Enthusiasten und jeden, der wochenlang schlecht gegessen und sich dabei vage piratenhaft gefühlt hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarum du dieses Shirt brauchst:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWeil Skorbut im Nachhinein lustiger ist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWeil \"iss dein Obst\" anders klingt, wenn die Alternative der Verlust deiner Zähne ist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWeil die Royal Navy 200 Jahre brauchte, um Limetten zu verstehen, und wir sie das niemals vergessen lassen sollten\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEin echtes Stück Wilder Geschichte – wo die Vergangenheit immer seltsamer, dunkler und lächerlicher ist, als man es in der Schule gelernt hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100 % Baumwolle. 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